June 2012
150 posts
May 2012
66 posts
“We’re trying to schedule everything around everything. Obviously, Sherlock Holmes is off battling Captain Kirk, and Dr Watson is helping Gandalf, and I’m in the TARDIS.”
—Steven Moffat, on being asked when Season 3 of Sherlock will happen. (x)
- me: i'm not afraid of anything
- me: oh my god the future...
WHAT IF
DAVID TENNANT BROUGHT THE TORCH DRESSED UP AS THE DOCTOR AND LIT THE FIRE AND THEN THE SMOKE OF THE FIRE TURNED INTO THE DARK MARK AND HE RIPPED OFF HIS CLOTHES AND REVEALED THAT HE IS BARTY CROUCH JR AND THEN A BUNCH OF DEATH EATERS APPEAR AND THEN IN FLIES THE ORDER AND THE DEFEAT THE DEATH EATERS AND LET THE GAMES BEGIN
Welllll….
I LIKE IT.
This got funnier every time I read it….
The difference between DC & Marvel...
- Bruce Wayne: Secret identities are important - it protects who you are and the ones you love.
- Tony Stark: YOLO
- me: i'm gonna work really hard to get a super hot body
- me two minutes later: omg is that cake
Cross out what you've already read. Six is the average.
Pride and Prejudice - Jane AustenThe Lord of the Rings - JRR TolkienJane Eyre - Charlotte BronteHarry Potter series - JK Rowling
To Kill a Mockingbird - Harper LeeThe Bible - Council of NiceaWuthering Heights - Emily BronteNineteen Eighty Four - George Orwell
His Dark Materials - Philip PullmanGreat Expectations - Charles DickensLittle Women - Louisa M AlcottTess of the D’Urbervilles - Thomas Hardy
Catch 22 - Joseph Heller
Rebecca - Daphne Du MaurierThe Hobbit - JRR Tolkien
Birdsong - Sebastian FaulkCatcher in the Rye - JD Salinger
The Time Traveller’s Wife - Audrey Niffenegger
Middlemarch - George EliotGone With The Wind - Margaret MitchellThe Great Gatsby - F Scott FitzgeraldBleak House - Charles DickensWar and Peace - Leo TolstoyThe Hitch Hiker’s Guide to the Galaxy - Douglas Adams
Brideshead Revisited - Evelyn Waugh
Crime and Punishment - Fyodor Dostoyevsky
Grapes of Wrath - John SteinbeckAlice in Wonderland - Lewis CarrollThe Wind in the Willows - Kenneth Grahame
Anna Karenina - Leo TolstoyDavid Copperfield - Charles DickensChronicles of Narnia - CS Lewis
Emma - Jane Austen
Persuasion - Jane AustenThe Lion, The Witch and The Wardrobe - CS LewisThe Kite Runner - Khaled Hosseini
Captain Corelli’s Mandolin - Louis De BernieresMemoirs of a Geisha - Arthur GoldenWinnie the Pooh - AA MilneAnimal Farm - George Orwell
The Da Vinci Code - Dan Brown
One Hundred Years of Solitude - Gabriel Garcia Marquez
A Prayer for Owen Meaney - John IrvingThe Woman in White - Wilkie CollinsAnne of Green Gables - LM Montgomery
Far From The Madding Crowd - Thomas Hardy
The Handmaid’s Tale - Margaret AtwoodLord of the Flies - William GoldingAtonement - Ian McEwanLife of Pi - Yann Martel
Dune - Frank Herbert
Cold Comfort Farm - Stella GibbonsSense and Sensibility - Jane Austen
A Suitable Boy - Vikram Seth
The Shadow of the Wind - Carlos Ruiz ZafonA Tale Of Two Cities - Charles DickensBrave New World - Aldous HuxleyThe Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night-time - Mark Haddon
Love In The Time Of Cholera - Gabriel Garcia MarquezOf Mice and Men - John Steinbeck
Lolita - Vladimir Nabokov
The Secret History - Donna TarttThe Lovely Bones - Alice SeboldCount of Monte Cristo - Alexandre Dumas
On The Road - Jack Kerouac
Jude the Obscure - Thomas Hardy
Bridget Jones’s Diary - Helen Fielding
Midnight’s Children - Salman RushdieMoby Dick - Herman MelvilleOliver Twist - Charles Dickens
Dracula - Bram StokerThe Secret Garden - Frances Hodgson Burnett
Notes From A Small Island - Bill Bryson
Ulysses - James Joyce
The Bell Jar - Sylvia Plath
Swallows and Amazons - Arthur Ransome
Germinal - Emile Zola
Vanity Fair - William Makepeace Thackeray
Possession - AS ByattA Christmas Carol - Charles Dickens
Cloud Atlas - David Mitchell
The Color Purple - Alice Walker
The Remains of the Day - Kazuo Ishiguro
Madame Bovary - Gustave Flaubert
A Fine Balance - Rohinton MistryCharlotte’s Web - EB White
The Five People You Meet In Heaven - Mitch AlbomAdventures of Sherlock Holmes - Sir Arthur Conan Doyle
The Faraway Tree Collection - Enid Blyton
Heart of Darkness - Joseph ConradThe Little Prince - Antoine De Saint-Exupery
The Wasp Factory - Iain Banks
Watership Down - Richard AdamsA Confederacy of Dunces - John Kennedy Toole
A Town Like Alice - Nevil ShuteThe Three Musketeers - Alexandre DumasHamlet - William ShakespeareCharlie and the Chocolate Factory - Roald DahlLes Miserables - Victor Hugo
talk about above average….(i am absurdly prideful about my extensive reading. dealwithit)
mostly reblogging to remind myself to read the unread books in this list…
klondikebar123 replied to your post: I forgot just how shit Secret Life of the American Teenager is…
Oh god, yes. When I got diagnosed with depression, secret life was my life because it was just so damn dumb but I couldn’t look away.
It’s one of those things were you just feel better about your life, because you could be Amy Jurgens.
